irony?

in preparation for the influx of testosterone into our abode tomorrow, i've prepared the house in the following super manly ways:

1. implemented a lavendar-infused wall plug-in thingie in the living room
2. implemented a eucalyptus/mint infused wall plug-in thingie in the bathroom
3. scrubbed, mopped and polished everything the damn house with orange-scented cleaning supplies
4. congregated scented candles in key locations
5. groomed my dog
6. refilled spa-scented hand soaps in guest & master bathrooms

now, i'm ready for some damn football.