if you're like me (and i actually hope you're not), you've probably taken, like, millions of those online test things to see "what kind of dog you are" or "what kind of career you should have" etc. it's strangely comforting sometimes to be able to put yourself in a nice little box with a nice little label and then see how you compare to others. or maybe it's just something to do when bored out of one's skull.
at any rate, i came across this enlightening little analysis about status/away messages and what they say about a person. and while it won't tell you what kind of starburst flavor you are, it might show you how the outside world views your choice of away messages.