i wasn't going to make stupid picks because i hate stupid college basketball because i don't ever know what the stupid hell is going on. also? i am NOT awesome at making picks in general and, well, i hate to NOT be awesome.
well holy gonzaga! i found an email in my inbox moments ago from "out to launch" and it said that there was a bracket-o-matic thing that made making picks super easy!
it literally said, "do you root for the favorite or the underdog, the dynasty or cinderella? strength or speed? or someplace in the middle? Look no further than the Coke Zero Bracket-O-Matic."
usually i think anything with "o-matic" in its name is gonna pretty awesome, and most of the time, i'm damn right.
so anyway, it said you could "email a friend" and i thought i'd make it easy by "emailing my blog readers" so you too can look like you are Good at Things.
DEAR BLARGH READERS:
I have a bracket entry in the Coke Zero NCAA Bracket Challenge!!!.
Check out my Bracket!
Bracket Mania is live now on AOL Sports!
Host a private league for friends and family in Coke Zero NCAA Bracket Manager!
Compete for great prizes, even after your bracket is busted, in Coke Zero NCAA Sweet 16 Challenge coming March 18th!
ps. THIS AUTOMATED EMAIL THING LOVES TO USE EXCLAMATION POINTS!!! SO MUCH!!!!
pps. it seems like i'm totally selling out to coke zero based on this entry, but i'm not. i still LOVE DIET DR. PEPPER THE MOST!!!!!!!!!! FOREVER!!!! I'M GOING TO HAVE DIET DR. PEPPER's BABIES!!!!!!
ppps. based on THIS, looks like i'm taking STANFORD for the big win. GO STANFORD!!!!!!!!!
uh, as you were.