envy is a smelly cologne. or so they say.

i'm having, like, massive sxsw envy at the moment.


i wonder, if i click my heels three times and say "there's no place like austin" will i magically be beamed to the front row of this show?:

let's see...

*click*

there's no place like austin.

*click*

there's no place like austin.

*click*

there's no place like aust...*poof*