a little taxi can go a long way.

dear kiefer, lindsay, paris & nicole:

here you go. please print out and put in your wallet for the next time you go out partying.

some reasons why taxis are good for drunks:

• cheaper than DUI & jail fines
• usually taxi drivers are extra hilarious when you are 2x the legal alcohol limit
• mug shots are so last summer

if you're not down with, like, gross taxis, check out home james. this way, you AND your car can make it home alive and without incident. it's totally brilliant. even for people with monkey brains.

you're totally welcome.


love,
rubes