on survivor.

i know i haven't written much about my beloved survivor this season, and i promise it's not because i'm bitter that i didn't make the cut.

well, it's a little bit because i'm bitter.

but anyway. this week's "shocking" tribe mix-up never felt like a good idea, ESPECIALLY when it came to keeping some of my favorite players (james, aaron, etc.) alive. this was confirmed when dear, sweet Aaron "got Nick'd" this week.

and in case you didn't watch big brother 8 OR in case you did, but forgot, the getting rid of Nick move did not end well for anyone who thought it might.

i can only hope PG's tribal life is swiftly cut short the same way, say, Dustin's was, and i can only hope that she 100% DOES NOT SEE IT COMING. cocky b*tch.

*getting "nick'd" refers to the premature ousting of the cute, nice, overly competitive threat in the game WAY before said person deserves to go.

good news/bad news

the good news is: i am no longer emotionally invested in the outcome of big brother 8.


the bad news is: i'm still watching.




gah.

^ ^ about that video ^ ^

MAYBE! i am the world's biggest sap (PUSS). but oh my gawd, i love this so much it a little bits hurts my heart to watch. yeah, i cried, shut up.

(i'm pulling an "amber," is all)


*slams last gulp of wine*

i did love them. i loved them so.

god is so gangster!

i can't decide if Big Brother 8's jameka had the all-time best rationale for having strong faith, or the worst. After being selected to play for Power of Veto, jameka runs around the house telling everyone that she is going to play for Jen, since Jen picked her name. her faith in God leads her to believe that this happened for a reason, and it would be a bad idea to go against God's plan. um. OK. but as she's explaining her rationale to amber, she lets this little beauty fly:

"God is so gangster; that's what I love about him."

All this time I thought God was something totally different. Now that I know he's gangster, well, i mean, there's nothing left to do but worship his High Gangsterness.

more on what went down in last night's episode click -> Jameka: “God has already ordained who is going to win” Big Brother 8



hee.

kibbles n bits.

i watched big brother: after dark on showtime for more than four solid hours* yesterday. so fascinating! wow. seriously.

accidentally, this included seeing zach streak naked into the pool.

I won't ever get those four hours back, nor will i ever be able to erase the unsavory image of zach's kibbles n bits that has now been burned into my brain.

:shudders:


however! this will not stop me from continuing my unhealthy and probably brain-damaging practice of being somewhat obsessed with the live camera feed.


as you were.


*during this time i also cleaned out my closet and accumulated two garbage bags of stuff to throw away and/or give to goodwill, so all was not completely lost.

**check out the profiles of most of the houseguests on myspace here (scroll down to the top 10 friends). um, nick's is particularly enlightening.

me, voyeuristic?

why, i never....

ok,so. my newest guilty pleasure is Big Brother 8. i guess i got hooked last summer when Charlesworth lived with us for the summer and opened up my world to voyeurism at its worst/finest when he force fed me the All Star version.

anyway! i started watching the regular airings on CBS, and then started watching the "After Dark" feeds on Showtime from 9p-12a (we get the east coast feed, b*tches!). As such, I've now become a whole new level of involved/addicted than i ever thought possible. In fact, i suspect they must have laced the latter version of the show with some sort of unseen visual crack because my husband has actually taken the remote control and hit "select" on the After Dark airings all by himself.

i mean, like whoa.

anyway, just a few initial items to ponder if you're one of those people who is also unashamedly addicted.

• is jessica REALLY that vapid, or is it just a "strategy?"


• does evil dick really exist, or is he just a figment of danielle's worst nightmare?


• could joe BE any more annoying?


• is kail totally brilliant, or just super lucky?


• jessica's just maybe half-retarded, right?


• is jen for real? for really real? holy wow.
  
• do you think that kail should have NOT nominated for amber because of the "mom-bond?"


• or is that totally as retarded as it sounds?


• do we, america, love eric AKA "america's player" as much as CBS wants us to think we do?


• how awesome is MN Nick's accent? (ps. not as awesome as mine)

there's more highly highly important ponder-worthy thoughts rattling around my brain-cage, but let's just start there, shall we?