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5.14.2007

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SURVIVOR FINALE!!



28 minutes in I’ve decided to do a real time blog/// i suggest you skip it.



To recap: yau has just won the 2nd to last immunity and now everyone is trying to decide who deserves to be in the final four.

Boo and dreamz are vying for position, it’s tricky because my instinct is to vote out dreamz, but we all believe that he’s going to be true to the deal if he makes it to the next round. boo will likely be easier to beat in the remaining immunity, but who knows.

Dreamz and boo are negotiating in a very diplomatic and calm manner at tribal council Everyone is way honest, right? Much more so than I can ever remember. This is a good solid group.

Time to vote.

My gut is that boo is gone…

Is anyone going to play the immunity idol?

Yeah of course earl is, why wouldn’t he?

And the votes…. Boo. Dreamz. Boo. BOO is gone.

Good game, boo.

THE FINAL FOUR: yau, dreamz, earl & cassandra. cassandra!??!?!


Commercial Break: PIRATE MASTER: may 31st. I’m in.


Earl and yau are waxing nostalgic and then it’s time for the “remember the survivors who no one would otherwise remember” moment.

Papa smurf. Aw. I liked him and his sweet Minnesota self.
Rocky! So glad you left when you did. gah.
Lisi. Unghgha.
Michelle. Loved her. Sweet girl.
Mookie. A few crayons short of a full box.
Stacey “how the hell did she last so long?”

And now they all burn. Farewell other 15 survivors! We hardly knew ye.


A “pirates” promo – this time for the movie. Hmm. Two different pirate promos. Coincidence? Hee.



Final immunity!!!!


My money is, as usual, on yau. But I think dreamz is going to win it and he’s going to have to make that hard choice. I’m still kind of amazed with yau’s strategy to get the immunity from dreamz….


And the challenge is officially underway.


Probst is there to plant some key thoughts, per usual. Gotta love probst.

Angle is increased.

Earl moves out of the way of the water flow. Good technique, earl.

Angle is increased.

Cassandra, predictably, struggles the most so far. Earl and dreamz are chillin.

Angle is increased.

Cassandra’s toast.

Now dreamz struggles. Yau seems to have found his zen.

2o minutes in . new angle. 55 degrees.

This is where we separate the men from the, well, other men.

Earl’s toast.


YAU V. DREAMZ.


And yau’s in the water.

And dreamz wins the last immunity.



YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP.

Well, you could. But moving on.

As jeff says, it’s going to be “an interesting afternoon,” indeed.


Hey did you know that pirate master premieres on may 31st? well, now ya do.

Suddenly, I want them to vote Cassandra out. Real bad. She least deserves to be there.

Yau pets the immunity necklace. Aw.


When dreamz says he’s good with 4th place, I don’t believe him for one hot second.

I’m nervous.


Presently, in my mind, I would like the final four to go down like this: cassandra is gone, then it comes down to dreamz, yau and earl. It can’t actually happen the way I want it can it? Can it?


TRIBAL COUNCIL….

WHAT’S DREAMZ GONNA DO???

HE DECIDES TO KEEP IT.


HOLY SHIT!!! I’M A LITTLE BIT IN SHOCK.


If yau’s gone I’m going to have to pause a moment and pour one out.



SO SHADY.



‘cuse me for a moment.




WHY THE EFF IS CASSANDRA STILL THERE?


I’m a little depressed.


Still in shock….


Can’t believe earl did that though. Shady!!!!

Me sad.


Oh the final three get a picnic. Great enjoy. Suckasses.


And now the inevitable burning of the stuff moment.


Blahblah


And now, final tribal. Opening statements? 100% weak across the board. Unless convincing me NONE of you deserves it was your goal. I know I know, I need to get over it.


If I had to choose? EARL all the way.

Go, earl.

Eh.

HIGH STAKES. HIGH ADVENTURE. PIRATE MASTER. PREMIERES MAY 31st.


Heh.


One of the best final tribal councils commences ever. And by “best” I mean “most awkwardly awesome.”


obviously, earl has it in the bag, right?



and i'm right.


i'm still sore about yau not being in the final four. what a crock.


*runs off to pout some more*

more later....maybe.


whatever.




2 comments:

anon.in.norcal said...

This season of Survivor was awesome! Thanks for all your excellent Survivor recaps, Ms. Rubiquity. Meet ya here for Survivor: China! (Sorry you won't be on that season. Next season, maybe? You never know...)

Anonymous said...

any news coming ?