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but hey, mad props to the chicago marathon runner who did.
because i am awesome (and sometimes like to refer to myself in third person):
~rubiquity holmes had uncovered the following details about this totally sane person JUST FOR YOU!~
gender: male (amazing)
age: 34
from: london, england (EUROPEANS SO CRAZY!)
finsh time: 4:55:53 (not bad for a pair of hot, sweaty, hairy balls)
first name: patrick
last name: (WAIT FOR IT, WAIT FOR IT) COX!
ohhhh how i love it.
